Wank!

To see more great superhero moments, like the above visual of Captain America wanking a guy, check out this link.

Edmonton '06

I finally got my hands on pictures from last summer in Edmonton. At the time, it really sucked being sent off to Edmonton with no say in the matter, but looking back on it we had some pretty awesome times drinking in Kathryn's room...

The finished product. This is the kind of stuff I used to build with GlueX

Looking at signals from a detector similar to one we built in Edmonton.

We stayed in a conference center and spent most weekend nights drinking in Kathryn's room.

Me and Ben showin off the drinkin' hats

Wouldn't you like to know what happend right before the cuddling...

I'd like to point out that I was single (more or less) when that last photo was taken...Too bad Kathryn wasn't.

Stephen & Steven

I think he might actually be drunk...

Hey-oh!

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Pub Trivia

We have formed the ultimate team for Pub Trivia at O'Hanlons tonight - Lord Leverington, Angie "EIT" Verhelst, Adam "Egghead" Staruiala, Lori "My Girlfriend" Parks, and myself, Blair "David" Jasper. We will destroy the opposition with no mercy, adopting the group name "Antioxidants will not protect you from the Spirit-Crushing Greyness of your Tawdry Existence."

Be afraid...Be very afraid.

From Collegehumor.com

I didn't even know that this happened:


"The Computer Science Student Society was the only society that voted against a pranking policy at the U of R. This happened to their tiny lounge the next day." (from CollegeHumor)

Contacts, Anyone?

Does anyone wear contacts with the following prescription?

-3.25, Base Curve:8.6, Diameter 14.2

I may have a deal for you.

Less Charming, More Dangerous

Tonight is the first round of soccer playoffs. Charmed and Dangerous takes on STFC, which I think stands for "Shitty Team Full of Communists". Therefore, it is only right that we destroy them. I'm going to be watching my back though, just in case it actually stands for "Super Transvestites From Canada" - I don't want to back into anything that may compromise my butt.

I'll probably be in net tonight. I'm aiming to let in less than my average 10 goals. It's playoff time ladies and gents, and I'm gonna have to put my body on the line. Hopefully Lori won't throw me to the curb if my face is all swollen from taking a few balls to the face (soccer balls, not tranny balls).

More Time Well Wasted

How long can you last?

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