Louis C.K.

I tried telling some people about this clip of Louis C.K. on the Daily show but they pretended I wasn't talking and continued on with their lives. So here - I'm forcing it into your lives. Suck on that.

The Superficial

One of the websites that I frequent is The Superficial. They have hilarious little commentaries on current events. And by current events I mean celebrity current events. I found this description of Terri Hatcher from the Golden Globes particularly amusing.

Ahhh, women drivers :) For those of you familiar with special relativity, there is one way she could fit into that spot...

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3839

Mwahaha

Oh Saskatoon, is there anything left of you?

Ouch!

You know what really stings? Toothpaste. In the eye.

The Wicker Man

If you haven't already seen The Wicker Man starring Nicolas "Good Thing My Uncle is Francis Ford Coppola" Cage, here is a video compiling the highlights of the movie. I recommend against actually watching the movie, but this is a pretty good summary.


Nick Fact: After taking his own stage name from a comic book hereo (Luke Cage), Nick decided to continue the tradition by naming his son Kal-el Coppola Cage. Seriously, I shit you not. For the uninitiated, Kal-el is Superman's name on Krypton.

Poems

From collegehumor.com:

O, male nipples!
You dispense no milk,
Provide no sweet respite for a
Weeping, thirsty babe.
No, you exist but to be transformed
Via purple assault
into Nurples.

O, coccyx!
It has been many years since
Humans had tails,
Yet stubbornly you remain –
And lo,
I have bruised you
Again.

O, little toe!
The others went to market,
Stayed home, had roast beef,
And had none, respectively.
You are even trumped by the fourth toe –
Whose lone feat is that it
*Did not*
Have roast beef.