Contacts, Anyone?

Does anyone wear contacts with the following prescription?

-3.25, Base Curve:8.6, Diameter 14.2

I may have a deal for you.

Less Charming, More Dangerous

Tonight is the first round of soccer playoffs. Charmed and Dangerous takes on STFC, which I think stands for "Shitty Team Full of Communists". Therefore, it is only right that we destroy them. I'm going to be watching my back though, just in case it actually stands for "Super Transvestites From Canada" - I don't want to back into anything that may compromise my butt.

I'll probably be in net tonight. I'm aiming to let in less than my average 10 goals. It's playoff time ladies and gents, and I'm gonna have to put my body on the line. Hopefully Lori won't throw me to the curb if my face is all swollen from taking a few balls to the face (soccer balls, not tranny balls).

More Time Well Wasted

How long can you last?

http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html

Time Well Wasted

Want to kill some time?

http://www.tredz.co.uk/game/

My high score is 1088.4 m. Beat that!

Funnies

My friend Barrett has a website, Randomness of the Day. The comics live up to their name. I found them more than amusing, especially if you go back to #1 and work your way through in order.

Uh-oh...

Looks like the years of abusing my body with junk food are finally catching up to me. My gut is becoming a lot squishier than it used to be and pants just aren't fitting like they used to. Combine this with my quickly receding hair line and you can see that I'm incredibly lucky to be as awesome as I am or else I'd probably be a fat bald loser :P

Time to hit the gym...


No, that's not me in the picture, but give me a few weeks

Futuristic Photo Album

Check out this photo album software from Microsoft. It's incredibly neat and really brings photos to life. It must be pretty memory intensive though so probably not the quickest way to browse through your pictures of bordellos or what have you.