Tonight is the first round of soccer playoffs. Charmed and Dangerous takes on STFC, which I think stands for "Shitty Team Full of Communists". Therefore, it is only right that we destroy them. I'm going to be watching my back though, just in case it actually stands for "Super Transvestites From Canada" - I don't want to back into anything that may compromise my butt.
I'll probably be in net tonight. I'm aiming to let in less than my average 10 goals. It's playoff time ladies and gents, and I'm gonna have to put my body on the line. Hopefully Lori won't throw me to the curb if my face is all swollen from taking a few balls to the face (soccer balls, not tranny balls).
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Whats the difference between Blakes balls and these supposed soccer balls your going to be taking?
The difference is that I only took one of them to the throat tonight, and I wish it was the smaller of the two.
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