Smell nice. Have not been used by a lot of guys. Be disease-free. Be worthy of sharing with your friends. Not require protection to use. Be pube-free Appear clean enough for your mother to approve. Not mind being peed on. Have no fetuses inside. Have soft toilet paper nearby for when you’re finished.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
The Perfect Girl vs. The Perfect Toilet
Collegehumour.com recently had a great article about attributes that we, as men, look for in the perfect girl and how they remarkably overlap with what we look for in a perfect toilet. In particular, we seem to appreciate the following qualities in both:
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not mind being peed on? well, I guess every guy has his own preferences.
Hmmmm, I beg to differ on some of these.
I don't think I want to be worthy of sharing with your friends and definitly not in that stage in our relationship where im gonna let you pee on me---EVER!
So guess Im not the perfect Girl- oh darn, so sad. However, I don't believe your toilet will cook or self clean for you either, so perhaps it is a trade off.
PS. Pretty sure the men usually bring the diseases to the relationships anyways!
Lori
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