My first hello

Hey Everyone (of course, "everyone" probably pertains to my mom...)

Don't expect to see me spill my guts on here, I mostly just want to use this as a way of relaying quirky stories and puzzling things that I come across on the net. My first order of business will be to post pics of my apartment for those of you who haven't had a chance to come see it yourself yet (bastards!)

Anyhow, hope you enjoy